[pillut48]

This speech if TOTUS is taking a day off (the machine, that is):

"I'm...um...uh...planning...uh...um...to...um...uh...uh...take... this...uh...um...uh...'offer'...under....um...uh...advisement...uh... um...and...uh...um...place it...uh...um...under...um...uh...consideration... right...uh...um...up...um...uh...there...with...choosing...um...my...uh...girls... a...uh...dog! [smiles broadly and inappropriately]

[said forcefully with grim look on face]

Look!...uh...um...these...um...kinds...uh...of decisions...uh...um...take...time...uh...um...and...since...uh... um...we...inherited...uh...this...uh...whole...uh...um...Middle East...uh...um...problem...uh...from...uh...THE PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION...uh...[chuckles]you know...we...uh...um...are...in CRISIS mode...and uh...um...a...CATASTROPHE...um...the worst...since...uh...Moses...crossed...um...the...Red...Sea...um...did you...know...uh...our...uh...Muslim...um...brothers...uh...believe..um...in..Moses?...uh...and...uh...um...we...will...[forcefully] MAKE NO MISTAKE!...uh...um...transparency...uh...blah...blah...um...blah..."

If TOTUS is on duty (the machine, that is): "Sorry, bub, you're on your own!" Followed by either the old thumb on the nose salute, or a great big raspberry, of course the choice will be at the POTUS'S discretion.

[samtheman]

"I'm...um...uh...planning...uh...um...to...um...uh...uh...take... this...uh...um...uh...'offer'...under....um...uh...advisement...uh... um...and...uh...um...place it...uh...um...under...um...uh...consideration... right...uh...um...up...um...uh...there...with...choosing...um...my...uh...girls... a...uh...dog! [smiles broadly and inappropriately]

[said forcefully with grim look on face]

Look!...uh...um...these...um...kinds...uh...of decisions...uh...um...take...time...uh...um...and...since...uh... um...we...inherited...uh...this...uh...whole...uh...um...Middle East...uh...um...problem...uh...from...uh...THE PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION...uh...[chuckles]you know...we...uh...um...are...in CRISIS mode...and uh...um...a...CATASTROPHE...um...the worst...since...uh...Moses...crossed...um...the...Red...Sea...um...did you...know...uh...our...uh...Muslim...um...brothers...uh...believe..um...in..Moses?...uh...and...uh...um...we...will...[forcefully] MAKE NO MISTAKE!...uh...um...transparency...uh...blah...blah...um...blah..."

Yesterday Mark Levin played a couple of minutes of Obama fumbling and bumbling some question of costs. It's truly unbelievable what a nimrod our president is.

And the press laughed at Quayle and Bush.

What freaking morons the press people are. They are truly unable to look at anything objectively.