Posted on 03/09/2009 8:21:09 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Is he the one with the bowling bowl,a hose, and Angelina Jolie?
That’s what I gathered...she won’t unless he’s already made an APPOINTMENT!
Now you gals are getting it............
L-ing-MAO
Yes, Kelli was an embarassing caller (and she gotten thru twice!?!?!). TMI...w/issues...sounds like the type of mom you DON’T want to sit next to a kid’s ballgame.
LOL....... no
I wonder if she keeps a appointment book by the bed?
She’s just trying to keep the spark alive /s
Opening his show by repeating "The Vatican....says that the washing machine has liberated women more than the Pill" over and over and over is not particularly entertaining radio.
What happens if she is already BOOKED???
That there is funny...
Well...Billy does cook and clean. But you would have to help him touch up his “roots.”
LOL...maybe I should set my sights on the Dyson guy...
Based upon her Natural Family Planning there would be good days and bad days (depending on how you look at it...ie, what your plans are). Not elRushbo fodder thiugh...maybe Dr. Laura...
WILLIAM AYERS=AXELROD”S SCRIPTWRITER
Moving right along, The Obama Automotive Task Force is on the ground in the Motor City.
GM is doomed.
... After the White House briefing, Rush Limbaugh defended me as a wayward leftist who has seen the light. I am always glad to have any allies and defenders, but I do favor almost all of Obama’s agenda, right down to having the rich pay more of their freight in this great country. It’s just not the right time. We need to declare a war on unemployment and solve it before we let it get out of hand. We need to stop house-price depreciation. Neither the pork-laden stimulus plan nor the confusing mortgage proposal put forward by Obama will defeat either enemy. When Obama trounces both unemployment and house-price depreciation, he will have the power to enact anything he wants. But all the initiatives he wants to rush, like tax hikes, changes in health care, tinkering with the mortgage deduction — good grief, right now in the midst of the worst housing downturn ever — and the tough cap-and-trade rules, will derail any chance we have of turning this economy around. Instead, they put the Second Great Depression smack on the nation’s table. The markets thought he could stop it; hence the giant relief rally when he was elected. But in fewer than 50 days of his ascendancy, the markets’ hopes were totally dashed and the averages are now forecasting the worst decline since the Great Depression. As someone who listens to what the averages are screaming, I think they are accurately predicting the future.
A guest on FoxNews this morning said that the original Porkulus bill stipulated that only American citizens could get the jobs but it was stripped out by Pelosi/Reid/Obama in committee.
Bush’s fault
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