Posted on 03/03/2009 8:23:10 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.
Hello people. How do I get my co worker to quit talking on the phone all day in Spanish to her stupid relatives/friends. It’s almost all day long. I’m pouding these keys instead of her...........,
I not only want DOH-bama to fail, both PERSONALLY and POLICICALLY, I want to see him and his fellow JACKASS party be the biggest jokes on the planet and all those who voted for them embarrassed out of existence and THAT ONE resigning in shame.
That’s great...LOL.
Thank you for the pingy (as always) and I hope Steele calls in to the show today to apologize to Rush directly. Either that, or just resign.
call her extension as a border patrol officer...her english will pour forth
Since Steele agreed with the racist who called the GOP “Nazis”, he should resign.
Yell, “OH LOOK...LA MIGRA!”
Jindal- “I think Rush is a Great Leader For the Conservatives”
She speaks English....it’s the all day friggin distraction of that chipmunk chatter to her friends...(she has a bluetooth for Gods sake)... that drives me up the wall. I wish the stupid boss would open her eyes to this peice of waste...but she sits at the other side of the building...
When she goes to the can, unplug the telephone so it does not ring at her desk. IF she wants to call out, tell her to use a phone down the hall.
Translation?
Thank you. ¶:¬)
Comrade Obama is failiing independent of my desire for him to fail.
You ad-libber you!
;)PaMom
That would work because we have a practical joker that stops in...she’ll blame him. Unfortunatly most of her talk is through her earjack bluetooth thing to her cell phone. I could cut her ear off?
DOW - 6713
Watching what’s left of my 401k dwindle to a 101k bump.
Fawn, that would be a ‘hate crime.’ Sabotage her computer instead...LOL.
sounds more like you just don’t like her
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