Posted on 03/03/2009 8:23:10 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.
rats - monies=moneys.
...or four 220# guys leaning over one side to see what was on the line in the depths.
It’s no wonder Obama didn’t want to have a joint news conference with Brown after the Canadian PM made him look like a 7th grader at the one they did a couple of weeks ago.
Not only is any increase in the FICA tax an increase on everyone - each person, not each family - who earns over $106,000 ——and for those not self-employed, for their companies which pay matching funds.
Or four 220# guys leaning over one side to pee
Not Genny’s fault there was something spill-able near the laptop.
Just sayin’
Great, just great. Our burden continues to grow.
yes it - that my story and I’m stickin to it
rum and coke and milk sound like excellent cat maranades
how soon til we eat the cat ?
(duckin)
‘ats why I always had/have a P can. ;)
I have one for my boat.
It’s hard to sit at the helm for hours without one.
I have an auto helm but I still use the pee bottle rather than go below.
Y’all should see Zo’s video today, he gives major defense to Rush and discusses CPAC.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2198260/posts
Another scenario, especially if the water was 15-20 feet;
“Hey guys, lookit this shark down here!”
this happened Saturday evening - neither Genny nor I drink this early
The US Stock Market: A direct correlation to the likelihood of Obama being elected, being elected, then taking office.
Genny lied, we passed last month at an AA meetin
Good God. Why is it falling even more?
Cute. I have a feeling they will be good friends tho :)
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