"Like, oh my God, John Kerry is, um, such a massive stud.
That yummy horse face gets me so freakin' hot."
Posted on 12/29/2008 1:36:38 PM PST by obamaisandrogynous
Her Royal Highness of Hyannis Port, Lady Caroline Kennedy, is demonstrating a valley girl’s grasp of the English language in her miserable little campaign for the not-yet-vacant Senate seat of Hillary Clinton, who is not quite the Secretary of State in the still-to-be inaugurated administration of Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. According to media reports, ” Kennedy can’t finish a single sentence without a ‘You know’ or ‘I mean.’”Kennedy — highly qualified due to her birth and social prestige as the only child of President Kennedy who hasn’t killed herself or her in-laws — has not been battered, unduly, by the mainstream press, over her deficiencies in intellect or talent. Contrast this with the treatment of say George W. Bush, who was called “stupid,” and far worse, by the young sociopaths at the Huffington Post, for an alleged inability to speak English well.
A recent article at the HuffPo even gloated in the “fact” that it was great to have Hussein Jr. as the president-elect, because he could, ahem, speak in complete sentences, unlike the fascist, warmonger, hateful dupe of Halliburton, and patsy of Dick Cheney, Bush.
But, no such musings about Lady Caroline are permitted in the media. No, her problems with the English language, and provincial, limited travel experience during her life — she barely wanders more than a few blocks around her Manhattan apartment — are something to be ignored, like Obama’s ties to terrorists, Marxists, and racist anti-American preachers.
She will make a lovely Senator from the Valley. So much to give to the Republic with her lifetime of experience of shopping at Nieman Marcus, and extensive collection of designer shoes, and grasp of English rhetoric.
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It’s like, you know, what-ever!..................
” highly qualified due to her birth and social prestige as the only child of President Kennedy who hasn’t killed herself or her in-laws..”
GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“It feels so empty, without me” says, you know, Caroline.
Totally knarly!!!
Question: Ms. Kennedy, Why do you want to be a senator?
Answer: Well, you know.. it would be kinda like.....fun, and I’m not too busy on Tuesdays anyway.
It’s...you know...like...OMG!
GNarly -- jeeze, kids today....
When posting pictures of Ms. Crypt Keeper in the future please put a bag over her head.
” highly qualified due to her birth and social prestige...
She went to all the best schools, traveled the world, met royalty & world leaders & yet she can’t TALK. AND THEY HAD THE NERVE TO CRITICIZE SARAH PALAN.
bitchin' senator or whatever they call it
Sounds like her uncle’s famous reply when asked why he wanted to be president in 1980.
Maybe, after hearing Hillary pepper her worthless ramblings with similar place holders, “Sweet Caroline” thought it was part of the job description.
Oh my.
That’s the difference between US and THEM.
Caroline Kennedy is a highborn idiot.
WE focus on the idiot.
THEY focus on the highborn.
I propose we call her the Island Girl.
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