You forgot the love child due this winter with the staff member that has been spirited off to St Martinn (sp). ;~)
You mean Vera Baker?
http://www.stoptheaclu.com/archives/2008/10/12/did-obama-have-an-affair-with-vera-baker-recently/
http://hillbuzz.wordpress.com/2008/10/12/who-is-vera-baker-and-why-is-she-in-martinique/
http://neoconlatina.blogspot.com/2008/10/confirmed-vera-baker-alleged-obama_12.html