[Doomonyou]

1. It’ll finally shut up the ignorant folks out there who keep saying we’re a “Racist Country” - hard to back that claim up after voting in the first half-black President.

I guess we're only half racist now.

[Ghost of Philip Marlowe]

Help me out with my math here. They’ll say that 75% still are, because only about half of the voters in the country voted for him (for that half). They’ll say the just under 50% that didn’t still are.

The math is giving me a headache.