You know what’s next....$5.00 for number 1 and $10.00 for number 2.....
Well at least it would be more available when you really need it! :P
"Here I sit, broken hearted. Paid ten bucks and only ..."
next will be a mandatory preflight enema to cut unnecessary passenger weight by eliminating those 5 to 25 lbs. of waste trapped to the colon walls like spackle or paste. Just think of the fuel savings!