[prolifefirst]

How funny is that!!

[prolifefirst]

Bring out your dead.

I’m not dead yet.

Yes he is.

Don’t be such a spoiled sport.

[Vaquero]

Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now. It’s not pinin’, it’s passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot. It’s a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace, if you hadn’t nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies! It’s rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This is an ex-parrot!

[tal hajus]

She’s pinin’ for the fjords?

[skinkinthegrass]

'e kicked, the bucket!..... *squawk*

[Mr. K]

Where are the reports from inside the clintoon camp?

I wanna hear about the meltdown~! there has got to be some ashtray throwing

[Sax]

Whole lotta pinin' going on!

[Rummyfan]

There are two press buses waiting at the hotel here for Clinton's trip to her victory rally in West Virginia, but the entire press contingent doesn't quite fill one. It isn't until the entourage arrives at Dulles Airport that Clinton aides learn that the second bus is still idling, empty, at the hotel.

Tee Hee! Yes she had a smashing victory in WVa... and she picked up a net twelve delegates!

[Lancey Howard]

Analysis: Maybe Obama should worry

[pogo101]

Remarkable bird, the Norwegian blue, isn't it, aye? Beautiful plumage!

[flying_bullet]