Joseph Smith Marries the Wives of Other Men

Some files of interest re: Mormonism ^ | Feb 14, 1997 | James David

[Tennessee Nana]

LOL

[Ron Jeremy]

He had stolen David’s wife... Michal was David’s legal wife.. Actually Michal was the 2nd wife that Saul had taken off David and given to another man... Because he was jealous of David..

Is there any mention of who Michal wanted to be married to? Or is she just property for the purposes of this story?

[P-Marlowe]

Keep your focus on the topic not attacking the poster!

Here's a poster I think we can all attack:

[Ron Jeremy]

The Lord’s purpose of Plural marriage is about reconciliation bring back into the fold and welding family lines for all eternity!

Truly, I am ignorant of all this. Is this from the bible, or another source?

[aruanan]

Isn’t she more like 120-150 feet?

[P-Marlowe]

Isn’t she more like 120-150 feet?

Attacking the poster, huh?

Any other insults you want to throw at the poster?

[Tennessee Nana]

No

It’s not in the Bible

It’s just something that the false prophet Joseph Smith made up when his wife caught him cheating on her...

[Ron Jeremy]

It’s just something that the false prophet Joseph Smith made up when his wife caught him cheating on her...

Was he boning her on earth, or just for all eternity?

[Tennessee Nana]

Michal was in love with David...

And Michal Saul’s daughter loved David: and they told Saul, and the thing pleased him. 1 Samuel 18:20

[Tennessee Nana]

Emma his wife caught him in the act...

[aruanan]

It's a beautiful poster. I wonder how much an original is worth.

[ZX12R]

It's a beautiful poster. I wonder how much an original is worth.

I think the poster is a bit odd.

[aruanan]

I think the poster is a bit odd.

Well, there are four immediate things: 1. the yellow sky, but the poster would have lost impact if they sky had been blue, 2. there are two cars in mid-collision and two guys running ahead of it. If they came from the stopped car ahead of them, why would they have gone back toward the woman and into traffic? 3. She's holding a car in her left hand on an upraised palm. It would have been more natural to have been picking it up from the top like picking up a brick or a loaf of bread. 4. The look of the action is as though she had suddenly just popped out of thin air.

[svcw]

David paid dearly for this sin.
Are you equating Joe with King David?

[ZX12R]

Well, there are four immediate things: 1. the yellow sky, but the poster would have lost impact if they sky had been blue, 2. there are two cars in mid-collision and two guys running ahead of it. If they came from the stopped car ahead of them, why would they have gone back toward the woman and into traffic? 3. She's holding a car in her left hand on an upraised palm. It would have been more natural to have been picking it up from the top like picking up a brick or a loaf of bread. 4. The look of the action is as though she had suddenly just popped out of thin air.

Touche, but you missed one. She is mostly attacking people who were driving in blue cars. Now what is the symbolism in that? I submit that it is because the poster of the poster knows that the covers that bind the book of mormon are not really black, but a very very deep shade of blue, and that this odd poster was selected for that very sinister reason.

[svcw]

Oh yea. I am pretty sure she despised David because he took his clothes off and danced around in the streets praising God. But you would know for sure because you read the “Bible” accounts.

[e.Shubee]

"I would ask you if Jehovah has not in all ages tried His people by the power of Lucifer and his associates; and on the other hand, has He not tried them and proved them by His Prophets? Did the Lord actually want Abraham to kill Isaac? Did the Prophet Joseph want every man's wife he asked for? He did not, but in that thing was the grand thread of the Priesthood developed. The grand object in view was to try the people of God, to see what was in them. If such a man of God should come to me and say, "I want your gold and silver, or your wives," I should say, "Here they are, I wish I had more to give you, take all I have got."

This is very explosive stuff.

[Revelation 911]

I was reading the Bible the other day and read again the disturbing (to me anyway) account of King David stealing the wife of another man - no, I’m not talking about Bathsheba and Uriah - I’m talking about Michal, Saul’s daughter. Michal’s husband was weeping over the loss of his wife. Later Michal “despised” David in her heart.

dont fret Saundra......your faith believes the Bible is only correct "as translated", so it's likely it's just translated wrong (sarc)

[humblegunner]

Joseph Smith Marries the Wives of Other Men

Ah, crap.

And him being dead and everything.. that's just gross.

He's like a mouldering corpse and still shagging teeny girls?

What an immortal pervo puke he be.

[humblegunner]

he took his clothes off and danced around in the streets praising God.

Were you at Mardi Gras 2004???