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Excellent observation!

You are not alone in wondering about those dichotomies. I’m certainly not against having a black American Pres., but Lord let it be someone like Alan Keyes, Condoleeza Rice, or J.C. Watts - even any two of those three.

Watts and Rice - now there’s a duo that would stand up for America against overseas aggressors, and enemies of Israel.

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[MidEast tinhorn]: “We have taken as hostage some of your infidel dog capitalist imperialist American citizens - it is our right by allah. You must pay us the sum of $XX,XXX,XXX in ransom, release our political prisoners, and pressure the Zionists to yield the West Bank to Palestine before we will consider releasing them safely!”

[V-POTUS Watts]: “Say what?!?! You want us to do WHAT for HOW MANY dog biscuits, you MidEast slave-trading, goat-raping piece of garbage? Madame President Rice - did you hear that crap?!” (doubling up hands into fists...) “Awwww no, you DIDN’T...!”

[POTUS C. Rice] “Mr. Vice President, don’t you EVEN dirty your hands on that stanky used-camel salesman! Your grandmama taught you better than that! Mr. Tinhorn, I am instructing the SecDef to have the Pentagon immediately dispatch 10 unmanned Predator drones armed with Hellfire missiles into region XXXXX of your country, where we know the hostages to be located, based upon satellite reconn photos from 30 minutes ago. The only hope your terrorist underlings have to survive is to release all of our citizens promptly and safely, and allow them to reach map coordinates xx.xx lat. and yy.yy long., five minutes on foot from their current location, where one of our transport helicopters will meet and extract them; your terrorists must then surrender peacefully to the SEAL team which will have surrounded their position.”

[MidEast tinhorn]: “Impudent woman! Daughter of a pig herder! American trash! How dare you address a Arabic man in such fash-” (SMAAACKK! THUD!)

[MidEast Tinhorn is lying prone on the carpet groaning and nursing a bloody nose and two missing teeth...]

[VPOTUS Watts]: “Madame President Rice - please forgive me, I just couldn’t listen to that sleazy chump dissing on you or our country any longer!”

[POTUS C. Rice]: “Mr. Vice President don’t worry about it! Are your knuckles okay, JC? You laid a smackdown on his **** sorry ***(unprintable) - was that a hook or an uppercut?”

[VPOTUS Watts]:”It was a hook, Madame President - and my knuckles are fine, thanks...”

[POTUS C. Rice]: “All right then - well, have the Secret Service detail get some ice for your knuckles anyway, you never know, Mr. Vice President. Can we get housekeeping to bring a few dirty rags for Mr. Al-TinHorn’s big, uuugly nose? Get him out of here, now, please - and get the SecDef and the Pentagon on a videoconference feed...we have some Predators to fly, and a SEAL team to deploy! Oh, and have Mr. Al-TinHorn’s diplomatic status officially revoked, and recall our ambassador from his sandbox!”

Hey a guy can dream, can’t he?!

A.A.C.