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Police Arrest Illinois Man for Stealing Van Filled With Doughnuts
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| March 21, 2008
Posted on 03/21/2008 1:32:58 PM PDT by kingattax
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To: Libertarian444
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posted on
03/21/2008 1:49:11 PM PDT
by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: kingattax
That’s my kind of crime! LOL!
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posted on
03/21/2008 1:52:59 PM PDT
by
carton253
(www.headquartersanv.blogspot.com -- for conversations about the Army of Northern Virginia.)
To: kingattax
The bakery donated the doughnuts to the officers involved in the chase.
How fitting.
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posted on
03/21/2008 1:56:09 PM PDT
by
rightwingintelligentsia
(Bi-partisanship: Democrats and RINOs working together to screw up the country)
To: kingattax
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posted on
03/21/2008 1:58:40 PM PDT
by
org.whodat
(What's the difference between a Democrat and a republican????)
To: kingattax
Man, this story just begs for “cops and doughnuts” jokes!
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posted on
03/21/2008 2:09:39 PM PDT
by
Edward Watson
(Fanatics with guns beat liberals with ideas)
To: kingattax; All
If he’d been smart, he’d have dumped a dozen on to the street. The resulting pileup of cruisers stopping to grab them would’ve insured a clean getaway.
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posted on
03/21/2008 2:12:19 PM PDT
by
95 Bravo
("Freedom is not free.")
To: skinkinthegrass
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posted on
03/21/2008 2:17:36 PM PDT
by
griswold3
(Al queda is guilty of hirabah (war against society) Penalty is death.)
To: Justice
GUILTY!!!
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posted on
03/21/2008 2:18:42 PM PDT
by
thulldud
(Insanity: Electing John McCain again and expecting a different result.)
To: kingattax
Huh. When I was driving next to the Krispy Kreme truck yesterday I had a quick fantasy of hijacking it. Looks like this guy acted on his.
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posted on
03/21/2008 2:19:11 PM PDT
by
nina0113
(If fences don't work, why does the White House have one?)
To: Edward Watson
Man, this story just begs for cops and doughnuts jokes!Cop: Sir, your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking alcohol?
Driver: Officer, your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating donuts?
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posted on
03/21/2008 2:22:43 PM PDT
by
mountn man
(The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
To: kingattax
Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do?
To: JasonC
“After the cops secured the donut-filled van, it mysteriously disappeared. A few minutes later when a reporter noticed the van was gone, the police said, “What van?”
/sarc
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posted on
03/21/2008 3:10:37 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: MrB
Descriptions of the man included overweight, yellow skin, bald, and he yelled Doh! when he hit a curb making his getaway. The donuts were later found stashed at a nuclear plant.
To: kingattax
This thread reminds me of the greatness of...
Speaking of... I'll probably grab a couple worthy gems before I head off to the Up Town Run 5k run tomorrow morning in Dallas... I'll nosh after the run of course... expect to finish in 23:55 ;-)
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posted on
03/21/2008 4:50:14 PM PDT
by
Trajan88
(www.bullittclub.com)
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