FR CONTEST: "Pin the Middle Name on the Obama"

[Jmouse007]

In light of the fact that we are being told/scolded by the Republican Party, the Democrat Party, by Barack Hussein Obama, and by the PC drive-by media that we are no longer allowed to mention the fact that "Osama, Obama's" (to quote Teddy Kennedy) name is and has always been "Barack HUSSEIN Obama" (named after the sadistic dead former Muslum ruler of Iraq), because it is now a big "no, no" and we are "racists", politically incorrect and committing “slander” and "slurs" if we do.

They want us to abide by their rules: "HUSSEIN", which IS his middle name is supposedly off limits for those who have drunk the Obama Jonestown "Koolaid". Ok, in light of these restrictions I have therefore come up with a contest for members of Free Republic and the public at large, the first of it’s kind. This contest is the:

"Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest.

The rules are simple; 1) come up with a "new and improved” middle name for "Barack _______ Obama", that best communicates who and/or what he is, what he stands for and/or what he wants to "accomplish" should he win the brass presidential ring. Remember, Barack _____ Obama has told us all that "Words ARE Important" (even if they are plagiarized). So it is important that his "new and improved" middle name is a good one and appropriate and descriptive.

You may be asking “So, what do I get if I come up with the best middle name and win?”

Here is The Grand Prize: Maybe, just maybe your entry will win the "Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest and YOUR “new and improved” middle name, when added to "Barack _______ Obama", will become the "Sore Loserman" bumper sticker slogan for "Barack _______ Obama’s" 2008 presidential campaign and be picked up by The Drudge Report, the drive-by media and by conservative stalwarts like Rush, Hannity, Howie Carr, et. al. You could go down in history as the man, women boy or girl who gave "Barack _______ Obama" his memorable "new and improved" middle name. The name that will be on everyones lips because we have been told we can not use his real one.

If anyone has a problem with the "Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest I have one simple comment; "You brought this on yourself by refuseing to accept reality by calling Obama by his real name and by telling us we could not do so either, so we are just obeying what you told us and trying to help "Barack _______ Obama" come up with a "new and improved" middle name that fits who and what he is/what he wants to do to America.

Enjoy the contest, have fun and YES you are allowed more than one entry per person. You are invited to play and submit new middle names for "Barack _______ Obama" as often as you like. Visuals; bumper stickers, political posters and Photoshop images of your “new and improved” name for "Barack _______ Obama" are welcome and encouraged.

[ntnychik]

X, Saul, Che...all excellent alternative middle names.

[Texas Eagle]

Barack PassTheDutchie Obama

[Texas Eagle]

Barack Boutros-Boutros Obama

[MeekOneGOP]

Barack “I can’t believe he’s Not Muslim” Obama.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

We have a winner !

Great one!

[Texas Eagle]

Barack AnyOfYouHomosCallMeFrances,I’llKillYa Obama

[Redcloak]

Barack “Don’t call me dat” Obama.

[antiunion person]

Barack, grab those huge ears, Osama Obama

[Albion Wilde]

How about Barack Atah Adonai Obama?

If Hillary can flannelmouth when she speaks in black churches, he can use this name when he speaks in synagogues.

[anechoicroom.blogspot.com]

All Ears Obama

Hush Hush/On the QT Obama

I Hear Ya Obama

I Don’t Know Jack Obama

[Albion Wilde]

Here's a ROUND-UP of my FAVES, from Jmouse007; duke nukum; thomasthomas; elkgrovedan; bassfire; countercounterculture; doug from upland; kirkwood; tenniel2; mwilli20; charles henrickson; the spirit of allegiance; lkco; petitfour; salamander; c210n; fresh wind; caipirabob; amanda king; Arnold Zephel; mikrofon; nam vet; null and void; eternalvigilance; political junkie; devolve; phil dragoo; albion wilde:

Barak Insane Obama

Barack Huseannadanna Obama

Barack Ackackackack Obama

Barack "Sweet Home Allah" Obama

Barack The-artist-formerly-known-as-Hussein Obama

The (Scam) Artist Formerly Known as Hussein

Barack NMI* Obama (*pronounced "enemy")

Barack My World Obama

Barack Of Ages Obama

Barack To The Future Obama

Barack Is Beautiful Obama

Barack Lash Obama

Barack In The U.S.S.R. Obama

Barack Mobile Al Obama

Barack B-1 Obama

Barack Paper Scissors Obama

Barack That Dare Not Speak Its Name Obama

Barack Chamberlain Obama

Barack Odinga Obama

Barack The Pope Of Hope Obama

Barack A Doodle Do Obama

Barack Papa Was a Rollin Stone Obama

Barack "Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name" Obama

Bad Day at Barack Obama

Barack A-Bye-Baby Obama

Pet Rock Hussein Obama

Barak ThekindergentlerStalin Hussein

Barack NoName Obama

Barack "I’m not the Anti-Christ, but I play one on TV" Obama

Barack "Eliminate White Guilt" Obama

Barack "Excuse Me While I Whip This Out" Obama

Barack Dreams From My Mother The Muslim-Marrying Atheist Obama

Barrack Ctrl/Alt/Delete OBama

Barack O'Lamb Obama

Barak "The Magic Dragon" Obama

Barack Kocaine Obama

Barack N. Rollisheretostay Obama

Barack Androll Obama

Barry "White" Obama

Barack Clymer Obama

Barack Shadrak Magicnego Obama

Barack Star Obama

Barak U Al-Nitelong Obama

I. M. Barack Inyubaby Obama

Barack Atah Adonai Obama

Barack O'Bomber

Barack "I can't believe he's Not Muslim" Obama

[FARS]

I was told today that Obama swore in on a Koran for his Senate seat. I do not believe he did. Can someone clarify this for me? I am under the impression only a Congressman has so far sworn in on a Koran.

Also that Obama’s mother gave birth to him overseas and then immediately flew into Hawaii and registered his birth as having taken place in Hawaii.

Again, any clarifications on this? Defintely disqualifies him for Prez. There must be some trace of an airticket. While small babies are not charged air fare they do have a ticket issued for them.

Long time ago but there may be some residual information somewhere. Good ammo (if available and true) BEST USED AFTER he becomes PREZ (if that occurs) and it’s too late for Dems - except accept the VP.

[Uncle Ike]

” I was told today that Obama .....”

Sounds like desperation grasping at increasingly flimsy straws....

Has the Conservative Philosophy and Message become so diluted and fuzzy that we must resort to trash like this, instead of the obvious superiority of our ideals and vision, to “win” an increasingly meaningless election?

So many of us have succumbed to the devil’s temptation, and have become that which we hate....

Sad — and tragic in its consequences for our once-great Nation....

[forkinsocket]

I don’t know about the Hawai’i stuff, hopefully someone can clear that up. I am certain that he did not swear in on a Qur’an. As I recall, there was/is some confusion between Obama & the Congressman Keith Ellison, who was the one sworn in on a Qur’an.

[Caipirabob]

OK, I picked a couple, in order of preference:

1) Barack In The U.S.S.R. Obama - Clever - LOL! (then again, that's where he'll take us.)

2) Barack The-artist-formerly-known-as-Hussein Obama - heh!

3) Barack The Pope Of Hope Obama (marketing future here)

[ExGeeEye]

I’m still thinking of Muslims.

Those who commit evil acts,

Those who support and condone evil acts,

And those who sit quietly and do or say nothing at all, which qualifies them somehow as the “good” Muslims.

I’ll take “none of the above” for however much it costs, Alex.

[Brilliant]

It wasn’t Obama who did that. It was the Muslim Congressman from Minneapolis who did that.

[TheLawyerFormerlyKnownAsAl]

Barack Cantsay Obama

[tobyhill]

Barack Imamuslim Obama

[prairiebreeze]

Barack CrackCar Obama

[InvisibleChurch]

Barack Home-In-Indiana Obama