[Squantos]

I say we call in Eaker to get too the skinny errrr ah fat of the matter on the Hildebeast .....ya know he’s a professional rumpologist ....;o)

Rumpology, also known as butt reading, is the art of reading the lines, crevices, dimples, and folds of the buttocks to divine the butt owner’s character and get a glimpse of what lies ahead by analyzing what trails behind.

[humblegunner]

Rumpology, also known as butt reading, is the art of reading the lines, crevices, dimples, and folds of the buttocks

Also the patterns of mold and migratory routes of parasites.