[Allen In Texas Hill Country]

I believe in Beer.
Which is proof that God loves us.
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FR!! What a mix of people. Why I luv it here and why I’ve been here forever.

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Sa-a-a-a-y-y-y-y-y

Happy Ten Year Anniversary!

[Grizzled Bear]

Here’s everything you need to know about philosophy -

Philosopher’s Song

Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.

Heideggar, Heideggar was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume Schoppenhauer and Hegel. And Whittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.

There’s nothing Nieizsche couldn’t teach ‘ya ‘bout the raising of the wrist. Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

John Stewart Mill, of his own free will On half a pint of shanty was particularly ill.

Plato they say could stick it away, Half a crate of whiskey every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, And Hoppes was fond of his dram.

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart. “I drink, therefore I am.”

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed; A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he’s pissed.