I agree 100%, or at least they haven't really thought things through and taken them to their ultimate conclusion. For instance, let's delve into this whole Jesus/Satan thing a bit. According to LDS theology, God the Father, a physical being, had sex with umpteen wives (also physical beings) and their offspring were not physical children, but "spirits". Hmm. Ok. Anyway, 3 of those spirit children resulting from physical intimacy were Satan, Jesus, and Mary. Now, stay with me...LDS doctrine also holds that God the Father had sex with Mary to make her pregnant with Jesus. To sum it up, they believe that God had sex with one of his wives to give birth to Jesus' spirit, then had sex with another woman to give birth to Jesus' body. The second person He had sex with was not one of His wives, but was in fact His (spirit) daughter.
Now, seriously, is that twisted or what?!
Is that what their doctrine says??? REALLY??? Are you certain??? That is unbelievable! WEIRD and SACRILIGIOUS.