The funniest thing that happened to hubby and the boys was when the loons from "Integrity" showed up all dressed in identical black and looking for trouble. They got an effusive welcome from the team, who persisted in believing that they were a delegation from the Armenian Orthodox Church (they suspected they were being laughed at but weren't sure.) But no thunderbolts, not even a drop of rain.
Actually, he did calm down but we were heckling him now. We were just saying truthful things like, "Wow, I've never seen it rain on a clear day!", and "Hey, that's a sign from God... you better repent before the lighting pops you!" And we were warning each other loudly to, "Stay Back, Stay Back... God is gonna strike him".
I hope he did repent. Funny thing happened when his friends finally got thrown out to join him in the parking lot. They were running their mouths like little ACLU lawyers and I could see that they were expecting him to join in, but he was just dripping wet and headed for the drivers door. They loaded up and as he left, his last verbal barbs were something like, "God-Free! God-Free!" while holding up a pinkie/forefinger "horns" symbol so many concert go-ers use. I could see the curious look of his friends and I'm sure they were thinking, "why are you wet?"... I wonder what he told them. LOL!