[chaos_5]

Scrappleface!!

Aww, I was hoping he actually said it. =o)

[oldbrowser]

I was hoping this was real, but I guess I should have known better.

[Spunky]

Darn! I thought that was for real. Not! but I was hoping.

[Grizzled Bear]

“After all, he knows from personal experience that a man can nearly drown and still keep a secret.”

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Somebody PLEASE give Mr Kennedy a “Band-Aid.”

[Lancey Howard]

Awesome!
Scrappleface blows away that satire site that stopped letting us post here a few years ago. I forget the name already - - Onion-something?

[Enchante]

Kennedy to Mukasey: watch it buddy, you should know that I am absolutely ruthless when anyone is inconvenient...... I don’t bother with waterboarding, either....... full-scale drowning of the victim is more my style!!

[AZLiberty]

I think waterboarding would be a good approach to the next Democrat debate. It would be interesting to know what the Democrat presidential candidates really think. (In fairness, this applies to the Republican candidates, too.)

Or, to make it more gentle, perhaps we should have a debate assisted by sodium pentathol.

[The_Media_never_lie]

If Kennedy had really wanted answers, he would have taken Mukasey on an ride to the jetties.....

[originalbuckeye]

Yeah, I had to look a second time to realize it was Scrappleface. Good one! You had me going.

[ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton]

I fell out of my chair laughing at this SF!

You should issue a warning with on this!

[TigersEye]

It sucked me in for two whole paragraphs. Funny stuff! LOL

[ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton]

Here is an update to this story:

Kennedy: “We need more information on Bush appointees”

UPI: Senator Kennedy held a press confence today on the steps of the capitol.

“We need more resources and methods at our disposal to extract information on Bush appointees:” he said.

“This recent interrogation of Mukasey is just the most recent example” he continued.

“Had the majority party of the US Senate had the equipment we could have attached electrodes to his genitals. I feel confident we could have extracted his true feelings on the use of waterboarding”

[norton]

I love Scrappleface, I subscribe to their emails, but I don't think it should be posted in FR without a mandatory - "this is not a real post, it is satire, it is funny, it is NOT presented as fact or entrapment" alert.

Some people actually respond to an 'article' before realizing it is humor - and we look, well, not good.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

But Kennedy doesn't believe in the simulation of drowning. He is an "expert" in actual drowning.

[Scott Ott]

The vast editorial staff at ScrappleFace.com is honored that you saw fit to post this “fake but true” news from the world’s leading family-friendly daily news satire site. That honor would rise to a higher plain were you to post an excerpt, rather than the full text, and to include a link to the original story. Thank you.

Original: http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=2768

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