[tdewey10]

LOL. I needed a good laugh.

[I see my hands]

Every Lefty cause gets to suck at the teat of GW. It's an unspoken arrangement.

[USMCPOP]

I always aspired to be a bovine flatuoligist. When I was little, I thought that meant measuring the height of the resulting patty. As we all came to realize, the world isn’t flat.

As I grew older, I realized that this referred to a different phenomenon altogether. Out gassing is a real and present danger, and no more so than in urban areas. So I gradually shifted my attention to monitoring the federal government. Talk about volatile emissions!

[edcoil]

Saliva kills

Every human, ever alive has died from saliva.

[BigFinn]

If ‘emitted gasses’ are the problem, they should eliminate brocolli too.

[mylife]

These people are really quite mad.

[finnman69]

Turn and face the strange! Cha Cha Changes!

[Libloather]

And I just put fluorescent bulbs in my deep freeze...

[Redbob]

""We are at a significant tipping point," said Geri Brewster, a nutritionist at Northern Westchester Hospital in New York, who was not connected to the study."

I.e., someone who knows nothing whatsoever about climate change, and the alleged science thereof.

[Redbob]

So if we all ate more meat, the upper Midwest, for example, would become habitable during winter?

[USNBandit]

Eating less meat could help slow global warming

What good is it going to do for a small country to eat less meat when the U.S. has so many people on the Fatkins diet eating only meat.

[Antoninus]

I hear that closing abortion mills, allowing prayer in public schools, cutting taxes, repealing gun-control laws, going to church, and voting for Duncan Hunter will also reduce global warming.

Go to it, libs.

[RoadKingSE]

How many equivalent cow farts does Sasquatch Gore’s GIII Gulfstream jet spew into the atmosphere on a monthly basis. Not to mention that stretch limo flatulence.

[paudio]

There are many ways to reduce global warming; that is, if you believe GW is caused by human. Some examples: stop any physical development of housing, impose one-child policy in every country, require people to ride a bike, put 200% tax on any kind of car, truck, etc. Hmmm... I just realized that some of them actually have been done...

[theymakemesick]

It must have been a furnace before the evil white man killed the carpet of bison that used to cover North America

[COgamer]

If we eat less meat, where will all the livestock go? Wouldn’t less eating = more livestock = more methane emission = more climate change?

Oy! Death spiral!

[Eric Blair 2084]

[TheDon]

Save the environment,
kill an environmentalist.

[JSDude1]

Let me eat more meat; God made it, it’s edible, it’s tasty, I’ll eat it!

What do I get out of it (even if ‘global warming’ were real)? This is a ‘distraction-indocrination’ issue: it’s manufactured just to give the ‘people’ something to worry about!

[freekitty]

Will these idiots ever shut up. You would think the sight of Fat Al getting off of a jet to put his fat butt into an SUV would convince them it’s a scam.