You know, it's hard to find good friends. These horrible backward people are always so suspicious of our noble intent.
Extremely naive. Assumes there were all these democratic America-loving angels waiting in the wings as alternatives to these alliances of convenience and we deliberately chose the devils just so you could "sigh" at us with contempt.
In other words, what was this clearly superior alternative in each and every one of these cases you cite that the whole world missed? Who were these angels?