Then I came to think of him as something like a Hobbit, a gnarled and grizzled forest creature:
But you may be right. Maybe he's a rap star or wannabe rapper. His lines have so much more impact when read as poetry. They certainly don't pass muster as prose.
NOBODY believes the NONSENSE that you post. (probably not even you.)
otoh, you provide everyone a person to poke fun at & to be the "butt" of many inside jokes about nitwits/SELF-important fools/DUMB-bunnies on FR.
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