Hmm...well, my granddaddy Aloisius “Pegleg” Drill was fond of getting wasted on absinthe and sliding down the bannisters with cutlass in hand yelling “Keelhaul the Bos’n’s Mate!” but I thought it was a holdover from his time in the seminary...
“Hmm...well, my granddaddy Aloisius Pegleg Drill was fond of getting wasted on absinthe and sliding down the bannisters with cutlass in hand yelling Keelhaul the Bosns Mate! but I thought it was a holdover from his time in the seminary...”
I like that! A clever bit of ironic humour there.