*The reason Fred Thompson didn't want to stay in the Senate for long is because all the extra scrutiny kept him from doing his favorite hobby: Prowling the streets at night killing drug dealers.
* Every night before going to sleep, Osama bin Laden checks under his bed for Fred Thompson.
* Fred Thompson took over what was Al Gore's Senate seat, thereby dramatically reducing the Senate's carbon footprint. Fred Thompson then created carbon offset offsets by wastefully burning hippies.
* If you purchase a weather radio, it will wake you up with an alarm to warn you when Fred Thompson is pissed off.
Time for Attorney General Gonzales to sic one of his new US Attorneys on him.
Those are pretty good
Pure drivel, to start off with Fred is a Lawyer, has practiced and won many important cases. He could raise tremendous amounts of money. He has great name recognition. He is plenty smart, also knows where a lot of the skeleton's are buried in Washington, and Hillary does not want to debate him. Just get behind him or leave him alone; he is the best Republican we can field.
*The reason Fred Thompson didn't want to stay in the Senate for long is because all the extra scrutiny kept him from doing his favorite hobby: Prowling the streets at night killing drug dealers.
Fred Thompson stated that the reason he was leaving the senate was because his daughter had died.
Your reason sounds like pure BC.
LOL.