IT IS GOOD TO BE A WOMAN:
» We got off the Titanic first.
» We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
» Taxis stop for us.
» We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
» No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
» We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
» If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
» We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
» We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are
still there.
» We have the ability to dress ourselves.
» We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them
naked.
» If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an
idiot.
» There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
» We'll never regret piercing our ears.
Funny... in a misinformed-about-human-males sorta way! ;)