Just as the real estate market began to show serious signs of weakness, Slick-Porterwillie experienced a change of heart and decided to buy his first investment property at the very height of the housing bubble. When we asked why the king of flip-flop chose this neighborhood, he replied "just look at it...my neighborhood has nowhere to go but up, up, up!...I'm going to be a millionaire!!!!" Sadly, Slick Porterwillie decided to lean on his new "house" during the interview. The entire "house" collapsed, and Slick Porterwillie was buried beneath the rubble. And as if to add insult to injury, the entire housing market collapsed soon after.
