To: Zakeet
A motion filed last week by his attorney, public defender Fredric Anderson, argued that because the deer was dead, it was not considered an animal and the charge should be dismissed. Gotta love the mind of a lawyer.
"Your honor, my client is not into bestiality. He is simply an innocent necrophiliac."
3 posted on
11/17/2006 1:51:01 PM PST by
atomicpossum
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To: atomicpossum
Dollars to donuts, this sicko was going for a dying quiver.
72 posted on
11/17/2006 2:44:35 PM PST by
ARealMothersSonForever
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To: atomicpossum
Gotta love the mind of a lawyer. "Your honor, my client is not into bestiality. He is simply an innocent necrophiliac."
Well, such a lawyer's argument might have a point. He served time already for having killed a horse specifically to have sex with it.
89 posted on
11/17/2006 3:35:42 PM PST by
newzjunkey
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To: atomicpossum
Gotta love the mind of a lawyer ... "Your honor, my client is not into bestiality. He is simply an innocent necrophiliac."
Classic. When a first time lawyer just out Harvard, my father's first -- and last -- venture into criminal defense ended when he said to the judge, "... and besides, your Honor, my client used a .38 not a .44..."
128 posted on
11/19/2006 6:32:34 PM PST by
nicollo
(All economics are politics)
To: atomicpossum
Didn't his mother teach him not to play with his food?
132 posted on
11/20/2006 4:20:48 AM PST by
Kozak
(Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
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