Anyway, were I, by some quirk of fate, the protagonist of this horror story, I would immediately sell my condo to some nice immigrant family for $1 and other valuable considerations, and move into a trailer park.
Better neighbors in a trailer park.
Personally, I detest HOAs. But complaining that HOAs infringe property rights is like saying that FreeRepublic infringes free speech.
You can be cold, can't you?