Where's FEMA? What the hell is the president doing, reading to little kids? They should have been in NYC yesterday passing out free $2000 credit cards to anyone who has ever seen a plane or helicopter! ;-)
Come on Nancy Pelosi, you're too slow! Find a camera and get on there! Ask Jesse Jackson how to do it. We need some entertainment while we wait for more news. BTW, bring Harry Reid along, too.
I predict a federally funded puppet show at Lincoln Center before the month is out.