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To: Lady Jag

LOL, you find good jokes.


1,895 posted on 09/30/2006 6:29:08 PM PDT by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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To: potlatch
Thank you; I like good jokes.


One afternoon, I was in the backyard hanging the laundry when an old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.

But when I walked into the house, he followed me, sauntered down the hall and fell asleep in a corner. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.

The next day he was back.  He resumed his position in the hallway and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks.  Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: "Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap."

The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with ten children - he's trying to catch up on his sleep."


 

1,950 posted on 09/30/2006 7:11:00 PM PDT by Lady Jag (All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power)
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