I do not have the time, the funds, nor the inclination. If you wish to claim some sort of shallow victory based on that, go ahead- won't hurt my feelings.
When you finish, please provide irrefutable evidence concerning the existence of guilt in a 4 year old human child (anecdotal doesn't count), followed by irrefutable evidence of the existence of the Judeo-Christian deity (I don't really want you to, but I think you get the point now.)
LOL. Thanks for the yucks.