How convenient. Without the least shred of evidence you attribute finely-evolved social instincts shared by all humans in all cultures since time immemorial to a diety for whom you have no evidence for existence.
I'll go you one better. The Flying Spaghetti Monster touched man's heart with His Noodly Appendage from the very beginning, writing His laws thereupon. And I have as much evidence for my story as you have for yours.
Your guy sounds like more fun!