You forgot the very best one -- his acceptance speech at the Demo National Convention. I don't believe I have every laughed harder in my life than I did over the live thread that night.
What made that thread so FUNNY was what Kerry had done the day before! The infamous "bunny suit" was all over the net!
The day of his speech, the NY Post put it on the front page with the huge headline: "Boston, We Have a Problem"! I really lost it when someone put a pancake on his head...LOL!!!
Sheesh, I'm starting to hope he runs again ...I'd forgotten how funny he was---unintenionally of course!