[tsmith130]

Every morning, when I plug in my coffee grinder, her toothbrush (sitting on its charger four feet away) turns itself on, and runs until I unplug the grinder.

Ok, I'll bite...why is your wife electric toothbrush next to your coffee grinder.

[umbagi]

Ok, I'll bite...why is your wife electric toothbrush next to your coffee grinder.

Well, they're a good four feet apart... They're both upstairs -- the kitchen's too far, pre-caffeine, so we keep the coffeepot close by.