How much do you want to bet one of the questions is "Are there any guns in the house?"
Ooh, this one burns me up. I got asked this at my kids' appointments. I lied and said 'no', but pretty soon they will start speaking up for themselves and it will look bad if I say no and they pipe up with 'what about all those guns in Daddy's safe?' Why is it any of their (the doctors' business? How do I (or we) know that they won't pass this info (or have it stolen) on to someone- either shady characters that now have a list of 'unprotected' homes or govt agencies that will put you on the 'kook list'?
I simply tell them flat out it's none of their business!