[JerseyHighlander]

As per the non-citizens getting free rides.

There's an old Borscht Belt joke that is apt:

Jackie Mason does this joke well, though others have used it to effect.


"SO, you know I like to travel, but I, I don't like paying full price for anything during peak season. And the crowds, why am I going to go somewhere when I'll be cramped in like sardines on a subway.
So, I found a solution folks.
You know when the best time to travel to Israel?
Terrorist season.
I get huge discounts. The staff are friendly and grateful for my presence, and I get the whole resort to myself."

I guess today we can add in a joke about a "reality tv" themed vacation too.

Glad to hear you are safe, hope to see your after action postings, and look on the bright side, you have lifetime employment with the IMF in Leb. once things settle down.

[mylife]

(using my best Jackie Mason voice)

Jackie Mason? ....Jackie Mason?
Whos this Jackie Mason?...
Is that him over there?...