Lookin' fwd to some more earth shakin' (literal) news during this live thread cycle.
I doubt even GEICO would offer homeowners/renters insurance to those Hezzie neighborhoods.
"Ahmed, the bunkers are bombed out, we're out of rockets, we are cut off from big brothers Syria and Iran and Israeli troops are headed this way. But I've got some good news."
"What is that, Behrouz?"
"I just saved money by switching to GEIGO..."