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To: standingfirm; Slings and Arrows
"What's that you say, Little Tommy? You want to say hello to all the boys and girls?"
39 posted on
07/07/2006 2:09:47 PM PDT by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: standingfirm
Ah'm A Dizzy Jehad.... kinda guy
41 posted on
07/07/2006 2:12:54 PM PDT by
Wings-n-Wind
(All of the answers remain available; Wisdom is gained by asking the right questions!)
To: standingfirm
"Just one thing".
43 posted on
07/07/2006 2:21:27 PM PDT by
Defiant
(MSM are holding us hostage. Vote Dems into power, or they will let the terrorists win.)
To: standingfirm
One is the loneliest number
That you'll ever know.....44 posted on
07/07/2006 2:23:06 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
(Isalm is a perversion of faith, a lie against human spirit, an obscenity shouted in the face of G_d)
To: standingfirm
Dunno if I dare post these South Park lyrics, but here goes:
| Fingerbang: |
Fingerbang!
Bang-bang!
Fingerbang-bang!
Bangbangbang!
I'm gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life
Girl, you like to fingerbang, and it's alright.
'Cause I'm the king of fingerbang; let's not fight
I'm goin' tuh fingerbang-bang you ever-y night
|
| Cartman Solo: |
And girl, you know that you're the only girl for me, girl.
Girl, you're the girl of my fantasies.
You're my girl, you're my girl,
My- …girrrrrrrl… |
| Fingerbang: |
Fingerbang!
Bang. Bang bang bang.
Fingerbang-bang!
Bangbangbang!
I'm gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life
Girl, you like to fingerbang, and it's alright. |
To: standingfirm
Number of known parents is.....
48 posted on
07/07/2006 2:34:14 PM PDT by
litehaus
To: standingfirm
Okay...my IQ is only this many. But since I am the elected numbskull of a barbaric, moronic country, which is populated by supreme idiots, I should shine...right?
49 posted on
07/07/2006 2:38:39 PM PDT by
mutley
To: standingfirm
I am this close to getting my camel loving @$$ whupped by George Bush.
50 posted on
07/07/2006 2:39:49 PM PDT by
Killborn
(Pres. Bush isn't Pres. Reagan. Then again, Pres. Regan isn't Pres. Washington. God bless them all.)
To: standingfirm; All
Everyone should send him a "thumbs up" sign we use to denote something good. In Iran the thumbs up sign means the same as our "middle" finger salute.
There was a time (in the good old days of the monarchy) when a ground crew member of an airline had to be told to stop givng the pilot the final OK to roll signal with a thumbs up as family members of passengers on those flights were complaining at the disrespect, also being seen by their kin on board!
51 posted on
07/07/2006 2:44:23 PM PDT by
FARS
(OK)
To: standingfirm
It is written "You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you shall not pick your friends nose".
53 posted on
07/07/2006 2:51:26 PM PDT by
pankot
To: standingfirm
In his most recent press conference, Ahmadinejad explains how many times he has bathed in the last year.
To: standingfirm
Betcha can't eat just one!!
(old Lay's Chips slogan)
55 posted on
07/07/2006 3:02:18 PM PDT by
rzeznikj at stout
(ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
To: standingfirm
He's answering a question about family issues, specifically concerning how many branches are in his family tree outside of first cousins marrying.
56 posted on
07/07/2006 3:03:36 PM PDT by
308MBR
( Somebody sold the GOP to the socialists, and the GOP wasn't theirs to sell.)
To: standingfirm
"I was pushing that idiot Jimmy Carter all around, and he told me that he wanted only ONE hostage back...... but then that bastid Ronald Reagan became President...and he wanted them all or ELSE...."
57 posted on
07/07/2006 6:47:26 PM PDT by
bitt
(NY Times to New York: Drop Dead!)
To: standingfirm
"Look what I found in my nose, you guys!"
60 posted on
07/07/2006 11:40:37 PM PDT by
Allegra
(A Journey of 1,000 Miles Begins with A Bunch of Security Hassles at the Airport)
To: standingfirm; All
"Nobody better lay a finger on my Butt-finger!"
61 posted on
07/08/2006 12:50:20 AM PDT by
Triggerhippie
(Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.)
To: standingfirm
Stinky: Why does this finger smell so bad?
To: standingfirm
We have an accurate count of the number of sane Mooselips!
Pray for W and Our Freedom Fighters
68 posted on
07/08/2006 10:25:07 AM PDT by
bray
(Jeb '08, just to watch their Heads Explode!)
To: standingfirm
He like Monty Python might be a guy with a tape recorder up his nose.
To: standingfirm
"What do you mean there's only one more virgin left?"
73 posted on
07/10/2006 12:28:00 PM PDT by
PsyOp
(A nation can survive its fools…. But it cannot survive treason from within. – Cicero.)
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