Posted on 04/08/2006 10:23:27 AM PDT by Travis McGee
< / deep sarcasm >
Note to all illegals Mexicans:
Get a clue!!! We won the Mexican American war about 150 years.
Hope you don't mind, but I found this piece of writing to be so excellent, I headlined it on my new site:
http://www.usbordersecurity.org/
Let me know if you object, will you?
EV
This article was really "rico y suave".
Regretably, Arizona already lost. The State Legislature is knocking off early and surrendering the Capitol to the marchers.
And what I want to know is; Where can I exchange gringo dollars for good ol' Pesos?
I often thought about retiring in Mexico. And now it seems I got my wish.
mi estoy cargando en los pantalones!
You have a car in your pants?
(Sorry, I'm having problems accomadating the new official language.)
However the current translation means * I am $hitting in my pants*
Will you take out my typos? LOL!
BUMP for later
Well done! Thank you for this.
LOL...I'll go check...
Your pictured criminal alien invaders and their supporters are with every passing week looking more and more like the kind of terroristic alien invaders with which the Israelis must deal.
These are indeed invaders - not migrants.
Thanks (er. . . muchas gracias) for the translation.
BTTT
Hardly any typos worth talking about. Made a couple miniscule changes that you'd probably have a hard time finding....
Really, you made the case concisely, accurately and pasionately.
Excellent work, Travis!
I suspect that most of you have seen this email - Open Letter to George Bush, but it's worth repeating:
Dear President Bush:
I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.
I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.
So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pre's. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pre's. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.
no piense nada de ello
Ningún problema, mi amigo.
Babel fish translation
"mi estoy cargando en los pantalones!"
Translation: "I am sh$ting in my pants."
FReepers take note: memorize this. It will be a useful phrase in the future. (Especially if, like me, you live in the Southwest.)
TRUTH!
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