Professor Predicts Human Time Travel This Century

PhysOrg.com ^ | 04 April 2006 | Lisa Zyga

[dhs12345]

One thing that they fail to account for -- our planet and solar system and the universe are constantly moving.

The earth will be in a completely different spot even a minute from now. And six months from now, you'd be floating in space.

You'd need a spaceship.

[KarlInOhio]

Time-traveling entrepeneurs would be collecting common articles for Fuddruckers of the future.

It's nice to know that a large number of my left socks, a set of keys and my appointment calendar for 2006 are (will be/will have been) hanging in a restaurant in the year 2100.

Now a blast from the past: General Clark Wants To Focus U. S. Resources and On Unlocking The Secrets Of Time Travel (September 30, 2003)

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

 

 
OK I don't think anyone has asked this yet (or maybe they did and I missed it)... what is that gizmo on the good doctor's desk?

[auggy]

"I repeat again, where are all the time travelers from the future??"

There is no future, at least ,not a long enough one that permitted us to develop time travel.

Islam won.

[Wolfstar]

So many bad applications.

So many good ones, too. I would love to go back and see my mother and father in their youth; to see loved ones who passed on; maybe even to see my own childhood from an adult perspective. It would be the ultimate in psychoanalysis. ;-)

[MeanWestTexan]

That is a model of HG Well's time machine.

[Wolfstar]

I repeat again, where are all the time travelers from the future??

They're all around you. You just don't know it. ;-)

[BenLurkin]

"You'll get paid after we get back."

No thanks.

[Zman]

Don't fall for this; the guy still owes me money....

[TheForceOfOne]

I'm from the future Sarah. The Trolls invent a time machine to go back in time, Jim Rob is your son Sarah, he invented the ZOT!, the Trolls want to stop it, and you're in danger.

[doc30]

And good ones, too. You could go back in time to the night Cynthia Mckinney was conceived and knock on her parents door to interrupt the mood. Then that DC cop wouldn't have a bruise from her belting him.

And that could be how she was conceived. Parents were frustrated and that got transfered to her embryo.

[SlowBoat407]

I repeat again, where are all the time travelers from the future??

Shhhhhh!

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Is it a working model? <ducks>

[camle]

I"ll time travel tonight - I'll go to sleep on the 4th and wake up on the 5th.

this guy is an embarassment to Uconn.

[L98Fiero]

This calls for a picture of Napoleon Dynamite using that time machine his brother bought off the net.

[southernnorthcarolina]

Mallett, a U Conn Physics Professor for 30 years, considered an alternative to these time travel methods based on Einstein’s famous relativity equation: E=mc².

Albert Einstein was in his den one day, thinking deep thoughts and drinking a little wine. He was on his third glass when it hit him. Excitedly, he called to his wife: "Dear! Come look at this! I've come up with the theory of relativity!"

Mrs. Einstein walked over, and looked at the pad he'd been scribbling on. At the bottom was "E=mc³."

Mrs. Einstein retorted: "E equals mc cubed? Haven't I told you not to drink and derive?"

[Antoninus]

I wonder if his clock has a cuckoo....

[beethovenfan]

I'll be able to time travel in my resurrection body -
without a machine.

[Waverunner]

Ahab Alert

Some of us have to look at our monitors

Please never ever ever post this picture again

It's not right

[rarestia]

2006 World Series Champion Tampa Bay Devil Rays paid for this announcement.

LOL! That's rich! And yes, I'm from Tampa.

Someone needs to go back to the Framers and tell them to re-write the 2nd Amendment without that damn militia cause. That'll fix the liberals right up.