[george76]

Sorry, I left off the Barf Alert.

[ronnied]

He was publicizing an upcoming auction in which he would sell the furniture he'd been making.

Also his wine.



hope it's as good as billy beer.../sarc

[DoughtyOne]

comPost indeed!

[dighton]

Peanut noir, not bad.

[Don Corleone]

The other night Jimmy Carter popped up on the Larry King show, live via satellite, standing in a ski lodge and wearing a fur-lined outdoorsman jacket as though he'd just come in from felling a spruce.

"...He's a lumberjack and he's OK...."/music

[G.Mason]

Peanut furniture? Wine? Paintings?

Why the guy is becoming a regular Paul Newman.

Just when you thought Paul's dressing a bit pricey, Jimmy Dean sausage sucked and Orville Redenbacher thought he had gold coated popcorn, along comes peanut head like he's having a perpetual garage sale.

Doesn't this creep lust in his heart anymore? And are the Democrats really that stupid to buy that crap?

Oh ... never mind.

[M203M4]

A (killer) rabbit fur coat by any chance?

[Servant of the 9]

Jimmy Carter Wine?

Isn't this the president who ran a dry Baptist Whitehouse?

Sounds like a serious secret drinker to me.

SO9

[Gay State Conservative]

I've wondered for sometime if Jimmah's breathtaking lack of shame and embarrassment is due to stupidity or the absence of a conscience.

[kcvl]

Carter probably hired someone to make the furniture, the wine and the paintings. It wouldn't surprise me. He is such a damn phony!

[rockrr]

Jimmuh hawking his stuff? Sure, why not. After all he sold his soul a long time ago.......

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Billy vs. Jimmy. Billy brewed beer. Jimmy verments wine. Billy drove a pickup truck. Jimmy drove a Volvo. Billy would piss against the side of his pickup truck when necessary. Jimmy always sits down when urinating. Billy knew how to handle the Iranian terrorists. Jimmy wasn't smart enough to listen to him. Billy engaged his brain before speaking. Jimmy never engages his brain choosing instead to emote. (Okay, maybe he doesn't have a normally functioning brain. After all, his daughter Amy seems to emote rather than think as does Roslyn or whatever her name was. Maybe that's why Jimmy is out of the country so much.) Billy stayed at home, drank beer, played poker, and had friends. Jimmy is always popping up as if he's trying out for Carmen Sandiego's job, sips wine, plays make believe, and has not friends. (No, Jimmy, all those turban heads don't hate all Americans just because they all hate you. Did it ever occur to you, Jimmy, that with the exception of the goofy people at the top of the DNC, how few Americans like you?)

[jazusamo]

It has been said by many that his brother Billie was an embarrassment to him. It seems that Jimmah has turned out to be much more an embarrassment to our whole nation.

[feedback doctor]

In fact, he said, one of his paintings had been used as the cover for his recent novel

That novel is titled "I was a Great, Humble President."

[Just Lori]

[NautiNurse]

Click to be +/- on this low volume, usually intellectual list.

[Reagan Man]

Even Richard Nixon was a better ex-president then Jimmah Carter. A thousand times better. After Reagan kicked Carter's butt, Jimmah began planning his vendetta against the American people. Carter's had a chip on a shoulder since 1981. Make that a 2X4.

[carlr]

I`ve got to give the author of this ludicrous tripe a little credit.

There are very few people alive today that could write such fawning article over the likes of Carter without laughing so hard as to not be able to type.

Even better is that Gore and Kerry are following closely in his footsteps,to the point that even few dems want to talk about them.

[pageonetoo]

Carter survived, but fell in the fall election to a sunny, twinkly-eyed former movie star.

gotta love the WP folk. They can't even say his name!

Ronaldus Maximus! (otherwise know as Ronnie to his friends and admirers!)

"Mr gorbachev, tear down this wall!"

[doesnt suffer fools gladly]

It's toughing deciding it he's a worse President or ex-President.