[smoothsailing]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

THE STROLLING BONES !!!

[A.A. Cunningham]

Who on earth takes serious an androgynous "singer" who propositioned Jerry Rivers.

[darkwing104]

The mark fell far short of the record 3.5 million that packed the beach on New Year's Eve in 1994 to watch yet another aging rock 'n roll performer, Rod Stewart. About 400 city workers hauled 220 tons of trash left behind by the more than one million liberals who attended the concert, symbolizing Bush's legacy to the world and the United Nations.

Huh? Who was the President in 1994?

[LeoWindhorse]

Perhaps the Stones would prefer the ascendancy of Iran and Iranian ethics in the world ? Even greater islamic migration into their home country of Britain ,to the point of Anglos becoming the minority in their own country and islamic shariah being the law of the land . Wouldn't that just be ducky Mick?

[Zuben Elgenubi]

Mick: "Funny, Zuben! But you don' talk wha' like I do."

[CMS]

The Rolling Stones have gathered quite a bit of moss

They completely destroyed Bush and I was orgasmic the entire time." I'd gladly take another stabbing if it means getting rid of George W. Bush and his tyranny!"

gee What mental institution did they get these people out of?

[Lochlainnach]

The satire was a bit thick, eh. There's no need to satirize the Rolling Stones any longer, they've been Ready-Made satire since the 80's.

[patj]

OK, color me confused. This is satire, did they or did they not bash Bush?

[YOUGOTIT]

What is a Rolling Stone is it the remains of the stones from the sack of a pig? These are pig faced anti-American Nazi scum who should be barred from the United States as terrorist.

[bray]

So Mick, take your $Billion out of the US Stock Market! Oh that's right your a Limocrite! How many soldiers died to fly your sorry voice down there?

Pray for W and Our Freedom Fighters

[handk]

From Lennon Remembers (p.90); 1971, "The Famous Rolling Stone Interviews":

What do you think of the [Rolling] Stones today?

Lennon: I think it's a lot of hype, you know. I like "Honky Tonk Woman" and I think Mick's a joke, with all that fag dancing, I always did. I enjoy him, you know, I'll go and see his films and all probably, like everybody else, but really, I think it's a joke.

Do you see him much now?

Lennon: No, I never do see him. We saw a bit of each other when Allen was first coming in. I think Mick got jealous, but I was always very respectful about Mick and the Stones. But he said a lot of sort of tarty things about the Beatles, which I am hurt by, because, you know, I can knock the Beatles, but don't let Mick Jagger knock them. Because I would like to just list what we did and what the Stones did two months after, on every f*ckin' album and every f*ckin' thing we did. And Mick does exactly the same -- he imitates us. And I would like one of you f*ckin' underground people to point it out. You know Satanic Majesties is Pepper. "We Love You", man, it's the most f*ckin' bullsh*t, that's "All You Need Is Love". I resent the implication that the Stones are like revolutionairies and that the Beatles weren't. If they were or are, the Beatles really were too. They are not in the same class, music-wise or power-wise, never were.

[Revolting cat!]

55 posts, most with utterly pedestrian, predictable comments (Hey! Depends, Wheelchairs, HA, HA, HA!) and only two (3?) noting this piece is supposed to be a satire. I'll note that it's lame satire too, as it's not inspired by anything the Rolling Stones have previously said or done ("Sweet Neo-con", ain't enough.) Lame...

[subterfuge]

Its a joke people.

On the other hand, as a life long STones fan that has seen them a few times, it is time to pack it in boys.

Rod Stewart and Aerosmith are proving that it is better to fade away than it is to burn out.

[AmericanChef]

-About 400 city workers hauled 220 tons of trash left behind by the more than one million liberals who attended the concert, symbolizing Bush's legacy to the world and the United Nations.-

Is he saying the trash was purposeful symbolism? Seems to me lib crowds just naturally produce trash.

[BlueYonder]

Anybody know if Depends was sponsoring this?

[TheClintons-STILLAnti-American]

I was a Stones fan decades ago.

But unlike them I decided I wanted to grow up. I no longer expect to always "get what I want" as they and their minions do, contrary to the lyrics in the song from the days when they were something besides liberal relics.

[muir_redwoods]

Somebody break it to these nitwits gently but it doesn't matter a bit what Brazil thinks and even less so what the Roling Stones think.

Mick, baby, it is soooo over.

[Luis Gonzalez]

WHAT A DRAG IT IS GETTING OLD!

[hosepipe]

The Stone'osarus's.. in Flintstoneland..
The Halftime show was pitiful almost funny..
Embassasing really..

[Wheee The People]

The who? (Oh that's another group)

[Hot Tabasco]

Any truth to the rumor he is starting a "Medicare tour" next year, playing at any retirement home to folks who may still remember him?