What did 'ol Harry do? It's Cheney's last IOU!
He gonna take him down easy,
and say it was an acci-de-ent!
Those late night guys are sleazy
I know they're gonna tease me!
I 'aint ever gonna be the same...
Cheney's got a gun
The bird dogs just outrun
this lawyer comin outta the sun
But man he had it comin
Now that Cheney's got a gun
Tort reform will never be the sa--a---me!