Green Party Rival Mocks Feinstein
Radio Commercial Lays Blame For Hole In Ozone Layer On Her Hair Spray
by Mark Simon
Borrowing ideas and slogans from both ends of the past century, Green Party U.S. Senate candidate Medea Benjamin has published a political manifesto and begun running radio ads, one of which makes fun of incumbent U.S. Sen. Dianne Feinstein's hairstyle.
The ad about Feinstein's hair, titled ``Hair Spray'' in Benjamin's news release, features a male announcer reading a would-be news bulletin:
``This just in from Washington. The National Oceanographic and Space Agency reports that the hole in the ozone layer has doubled in size due to all the hair spray used by Senator Dianne Feinstein over many, many years.''
The ad concludes with Benjamin's new slogan: ``Think different. No, really think different. Vote Green. Vote Medea Benjamin for Senate.''
ROTFLOL -- that is too funny!