[longshadow]

Trying for the record of how many things you can get wrong in a single post?

Hint, you could add; "a circle is not an ellipse, planets move in wildly elliptical orbits, etc. If you really really try, you may beat the record.

I predict the odds of him doing so are 1 in 1⁷²⁰....

[RadioAstronomer]

Heh! :-)

[Gumlegs]

That'll teach me to post before reading the other answers.