They already tried that. It soon fizzled, but for awhile there was an effort by creationists to pass of "abrupt appearance" as a non-religious alternative to evilution. This strategem was devised by ICR attorney Wendell Bird.
Ahhhhh; "abrubt appearance" ... aka "sudden emergence" -- an ejaculatory theory of the species ("it was, like, SPLOOSH! and suddenly they were there.")
Something tells me they are going to have to find a different name, before it gets laughed to death while it's still in the intellectual crib.