Hef may be sick who knows , but not near as sick as a 24 year old who would want to sleep with an 80 year old man.
Most 24 y.o. women would puke at the thought. It just goes to show money CAN buy love at least a damned good imitation of it.
C'mon granpa Hef, let's it it one before the viagra wears off.
Money can't buy happiness - but it can rent it!