[jaguaretype]

"How about if I subscribe you to Yankee mag...."?

LOL!!!!

I think you are treading on the violence border on the FR policy issue subjecting these poor misguided souls to this offer!!!!

Certainly torture:)

[M. Espinola]

You may be correct. A slower process might be advised, The New Yorker, New York Magazine might be better to get them a taste of the urban life style, which is something the majority are so paranoid about. The mere mention of a city drives many completely bonkers almost terrified(?) Weird..

They might like a postcard depicting Plymouth Rock, but even that rock may be far too Yankee? Some Cape Cod seagulls dropping clam shells on Yankees walking on the beach, now that I know they would love! :)