The authorities need a spokesperson to get on TV and tell everyone what they are going to do BEFORE they do it and cite their authority along with peoples options and penalties....
just got home from work and heard the news, I have gotta ask did we move to russia all of a sudden..... there would be some hurting or dead gaurdsmen around here, these boys here in the mountains wouldn't stand for that, my cold dead hands definately
was it reaaaaaaly a suicide? (/s)