[VadeRetro]

Dang, we had it good back then. That Eve...what a bitch, huh? She messed it up for all of us!

Everybody in the world, their cute kittens, their puppy dogs, every bird and every worm, (but not necessarily every amoeba) has to die because two people ate one fruit. Such a just and loving deal!

[snarks_when_bored]

A rational deity ought to at least insure that the punishment fits the crime. So because one chick decided to take a bite of a forbidden apple, all later generations are condemned to die—in many cases, in great pain and suffering. Sorry, that's a disproportionate punishment and, as such, it offends the rational mind.

[CMOTB]

Actually, It was Adams fault. According to my interpretation, the actual "parole" that Adam and Eve wasn't broken until, Adam went and said, but it was that WOMAN that YOU made for me, she told me to taste the wonderful fruit. (now my little poetic license to the conversation) If you wouldn't have made That woman, I wouldn't have been tempted to eat of the fruit, so, in actuality, its YOUR fault God, you made her, she made me taste It.
Thats when all hell broke loose... pardon the pun.