oh my...is that recent?
Monica lewinsky is walking down the beach, she finds a magic lamp and rubs it. Out of the lamp pops a genie who says "Usually people get three wishes but you have been naughty so you only get one wish".
Monica thinks about this and finally decides that since she has been getting so fat she'd like to get rid of her weight. Monica says to the genie "I want to look slim and pretty so I can wear my thong and blue dress again! So, my wish is that I want to get rid of these love handles!"
The genie looks at Monica and says "Your wish is my command!" then snaps his fingers!
And poof! Monica's ears disappear!
That's a whole lotta Monica!
That's Monica now? She looks 20 years older, and much fatter.